not much, and you?

knightofleo:

Happy Pride Mnth.

lgbterrorist:

kushblazer666:

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peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

wizardsis:

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

John Lennon’s ass crack reaching up to the lumbar region of his spine is proof that British people are drawn by hand and not birthed

people really just see something on the internet and believe it

I’d like to apologize for my failure to thoroughly research and verify the length of John Lennon’s deceased ass crack before posting. It was a huge oversight on my part and my followers deserve better.

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teriyaki:

“how big is your dick?” “16GB”

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tamale-papi:

doodle-empress66:

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

“And I tell you hwat, young man. I don’t think I know hwat a ‘heart of the cards’ is, but I know for certain you’ve got the heart of a Texan.”

This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

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fuxray:

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

yes I’m at Wendy’s yes my cunt is out

they ain’t the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

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bambis-mom-official:

arubandeity:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

im really about to act up.

These two replies are buried in there and need to face the public

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letmebeajedipls:

screenshotsofdespair:

LMAO

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pissvortex:

wtf do you mean adult content this is completely platonic male bonding

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majortvjunkie:

cummymonster:

ghettofabulous:

complicatedslut:

dirudo:

* Me after eating ass for over an hour *

Him: OMG yess daddy keep eating this ass
me:

Him:

Me:

Originally posted by fuckyeahdragrace

My ass:

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sylferino:

“how are you doing?”

well *wipes tears* *takes a hit* *coughs for 5 minutes* *takes a swig of water* *takes a painkiller* *takes another swig of water* *pauses music* im living deliciously

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theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

the-alt-lantic:

Made this a few days ago figured you people might appreciate it too.

also consider

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